Manchester better strap themselves in for this one, as both City and United feature heavily in today's edition of #dagoss.
We've coughed up a few of the hottest stories from around the continent to whet your appetites at least until, well, 24 hours later.
Put the kettle on, get comfy and enjoy the day's transfer rumours, courtesy of none other than yours truly.
Manchester City & Juventus in London for Talks Over Joao Cancelo
Since neither Manchester nor Turin were deemed respectable places to discuss the future of Joao Cancelo, representatives from both sides have instead sought to thrash out a deal in the English capital.
Pep Guardiola has made the right back slot his number one priority this season, and a £44m move is now being discussed the bring the Portuguese to the Etihad. Tutto Mercato Web
A deal appears to be edging ever closer, and could well mean Danilo will finally seal a move away from the club, after having had one foot in Milan for what feels like an age now.
Manchester United Set Sights on Ben Yedder as Romelu Lukaku Nears Exit
Yes, United are in fact not first on the list today! However, don't fret Red Devils fans, they'll feature again before the end.
With Lukaku moving closer to the United exit door by the day, one of the few certainties in the club's transfer plans is that they would need to sign an adequate replacement. Well, they might have found their man, if the Mirror are to be believed, as the club consider a
Bruno Fernandes' Agent Flies to England to Meet Premier League Duo
Portuguese publications have (yet again) issued a further development on the future of Sporting CP's Bruno Fernandes. This time, O Jogo, relayed by Sport Witness, are claiming that the Fernandes' agent
West Brom Reject Hammers' Cash-Plus-Players Bid for Rondon Manchester City 'Ahead' of Napoli in Race for Everton Torino hold Armando Izzo Talks to Fend Off Arsenal & Everton
Gianluca Di Marzio is stating that both Arsenal and the Toffees are 'ready to present' a £25m bid for Italian central defender Izzo, prompting the club to hold talks with the players' agent
The 27-year-old enjoyed a fine debut season for the Turin outfit, scoring four goals in 37 league appearances and earning his first international call-up this year.
But, regardless of Premier League interest, Cairo has made it clear his client is not for sale. Therefore, talks with Torino's president looks likely to only be based extending his contract. Which, well, puts an end to that before Arsenal and Everton fans go on YouTube for his highlights reel and start waxing lyrical.
Martin Odergaard Weighing Up Loan Options Ahead of New Season
That's right, he still exists, and he's still on Real Madrid's books.
Nevertheless, they still want to ship him off for the coming season with Bayer Leverkusen and
Los Blancos would favour a move to Leverkusen, who are in the Champions League, while the 20-year-old is supposedly caught in two minds.
Let's be fair, though, he ain't going back to Madrid, so only the truly foolish would turn down Champions League football over Spanish mid-table mediocrity. But hey, it is warmer over there.
Number of Clubs Eyeing Fernando Llorente
Despite now being 34-years-old, that hasn't stopped a number of clubs across Europe holding an interest in the Spurs striker, who looks increasingly likely to leave north London this summer.
Great news for him, however, is that both Milan clubs,